I live in jail. At least that’s what Staples believes. I wonder what Lupe, our postman, thinks about it.
Several years ago, I ordered office supplies from Staples for a friend who was in Texas’ Bradshaw State Jail. Two things happened. 1) He didn’t get them. Of course, that could have been the jail’s fault. 2) Staples added my home address to their mailing list, with the business name “Bradshaw State Jail.”
I find it amusing, really. Especially the line that says “or Current Occupant.” At least they leave room for the possibility I’ve been paroled, and my cell is now occupied by another.
