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Feb 5, 2009 
I sold shoes in college. So why can’t I sell these right now?
They’re amazing — sharkskin dress shoes, nearly brand-new. Incredibly durable. I just can’t wear that style anymore.
I could throw them away. Or use them to insult somebody, I suppose, by just throwing them.
Yes, throw them. If that thought inspires you, as well, you might like this video.
As for my SHOES FOR SALE, read about them here (listing good until 2-17-09). I can’t believe they haven’t sold. $35 bucks. I’m begging here. Pleading for their lives. Buy them. Really. If you’re not 11B, you know somebody who is.
UPDATE: SOLD! … and a bonus riddle.
Q. Why did the pair of
shoes never win a race?
A. Because they were
always tied!
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